Yesterday, I found this link on Bottertjie’s blog.
Your Blog Should Be Blue 😕
Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere.
You tend to avoid conflict – you’re more likely to share than rant.
From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book.
Not so sure about all of that, but if they believe it to be true, so be it. 😀
After yesterdays posting, I have decided not to make today another dark and depressing blog day. So let us look at some definitions of words used daily.
Let me know about the ones you disagree or most liked. 😕
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either.”
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power…
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Adultery: The wrong people doing the right thing.
Chivalry: A mans inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself.
Conscience: That which hurts when everything else feels so good.
Constipation: To have and to hold.
Husband: What is left after the nerve has been killed.
Minute Man: One who double parks while he visits a sporting house.
Morning: The time of day when the rising generation retires, and the retiring generation arises.
Nun: A woman who ain’t never had none, don’t want none, and ain’t going to get none.
Nursery: A place to park last years fun until it grows up a bit.
Sin: Anything the other fellow enjoys and you don’t.
Sissy: A man who gets out of the bath tub to take a leak.
Spring Fever: When the iron in your blood turns to lead in your pencil.
Stork: The bird that had none of the fun in bringing the babies.
Taxidermist: A man who mounts animals.
Tomcat: A ball bearing mouse trap.
Greetings from the House to the Palace, Shack and Pigsty. 🙄 😆