Posted by: White Knight | Wednesday, 4 February, 2009

The Blog colour and Some definitions

Yesterday, I found this link on Bottertjie’s blog.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

Your Blog Should Be Blue πŸ˜•


Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere.
You tend to avoid conflict – you’re more likely to share than rant.
From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book.

Not so sure about all of that, but if they believe it to be true, so be it. πŸ˜€

Β After yesterdays posting, I have decided not to make today another dark and depressing blog day. So let us look at some definitions of words used daily.

Β Let me know about the ones you disagree or most liked. πŸ˜•


Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either.”

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power…

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Adultery: The wrong people doing the right thing.

Chivalry: A mans inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself.

Conscience: That which hurts when everything else feels so good.

Constipation: To have and to hold.

Husband: What is left after the nerve has been killed.

Minute Man: One who double parks while he visits a sporting house.

Morning: The time of day when the rising generation retires, and the retiring generation arises.

Nun: A woman who ain’t never had none, don’t want none, and ain’t going to get none.

Nursery: A place to park last years fun until it grows up a bit.

Sin: Anything the other fellow enjoys and you don’t.

Sissy: A man who gets out of the bath tub to take a leak.

Spring Fever: When the iron in your blood turns to lead in your pencil.

Stork: The bird that had none of the fun in bringing the babies.

Taxidermist: A man who mounts animals.

Tomcat: A ball bearing mouse trap.

Greetings from the House to the Palace, Shack and Pigsty. πŸ™„ πŸ˜†



  1. πŸ˜† @ Nun!

  2. Your Blog Should Be Purple

    You’re an expressive, offbeat blogger who tends to write about anything and everything.
    You tend to set blogging trends, and you’re the most likely to write your own meme or survey.
    You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you – not what anyone else has to say.

    so se hulle πŸ˜›

  3. Uhm WK ek dink jou uitslag is verkeerd tsk!!!

    Heeltemal verkeerd πŸ˜›

  4. Dagse oom Ridder

    Dis ‘n lekker plek hierdie. Divorce πŸ˜† Gaan dit goed met jou?

  5. Dagse Kuiergaste πŸ˜‰

    That is also why the Nuns always walk together. So that one nun can see to it that the other nun gets nun. 😯 😳

    Volgens jou moet die blog se kleur seker swart wees soos die Hawe Hoof se hart. 😈

    Baie welkom hier.
    Moet net nie dat ek agterkom jy noem my ‘n Oom nie. πŸ˜€
    Dit gaan goed ja, hoop nog beter met jou. πŸ™‚

    Groete vir julle almal

  6. Nee Whiteknight joune is die regte kleur want jy is die harmoniseerder en vredemaker.Die Werf het ook darem blou in en swart en en en dis om te stir en intelig en om vriendskappe te smee.

    Adultry is die ding wat ek sal doen as ek Nadine in die hande kry.

    Hastilla Vista.

  7. Ek dink ook joune is die regte kleur!!! πŸ˜‰

    LOL @ Nursery πŸ˜†

  8. Ja, Breintjie – het ook so gedink oor jou en Nadine en die Adultery- Tskkk ( ek hakkel) tskkk

  9. Ek dink jou blog is net die regte kleur. Pas by jou! πŸ˜‰

    Myne is veronderstel om geel te wees? πŸ™„ Ek kan net nie my kremetartjie groet nie…

  10. Tsk WK ek se nie jou hart is swart nie πŸ˜₯

    Dis die ‘your life is an open book’ wat ek nie mee saam stem nie 😐

    Maar dis ok OOM WK ek weet jou hart is swart vir my πŸ˜›

    Lekker dag verder!!

  11. Ridder, jou blog is die regte kleur. Ek ervaar kalmte en liefde hier.

    Dankie daarvoor.


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